I drew this little cartoon after having a discussion with some of my students about elves.
Some people seem to love 'em. And man oh man those elf ears just keep getting longer in every game, anime, etc...
So I drew up what I thought would be an elf with ridiculously long ears being pestered by a fanboy intending to include it in my "fanboy rules" series. (The caption here would read "Rule 17: Real elves would hate you")
But upon seeing my cartoon one of my students informed me that this elf's ears aren't quite long enough... compared to those in, say, World of Warcraft. Go figure.